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Hi ,there, Here are the best dad jokes, memes and humor from the past week. Share them to spread the laughs (and groans)! |
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Why did Karen press CTRL+ALT+DELETE?Because she wanted to see the task manager. (Credit: u/Outrageous-River3744) |
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You think that’s bad, try the Wordle version. |
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What do you call someone who challenges Mike Tyson to a fight?An ambulance. (Credit: u/invisible_being) |
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*Pulls out phone and headphones* |
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I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants.But he’s still making fun of me. (Credit: u/justshtmypnts) |
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What about a “Don’t Sleep 10 Minutes into the Movie Mode”? |
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Last month, my wife bought a Sylvester Stallone pillow and put it in the middle of the bed.Since then, things have been Rocky between us (Credit: u/porichoygupto) |
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That Champion marketing team… |
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I entered a palindrome contest.I got top spot. (Credit: u/incredibleinkpen) |
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Venn are these diagrams not funny… |
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I want to thank my English teacher for teaching me the the words copious and plethora.They mean a lot to me. (Credit: u/incredibleinkpen) |
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A husband and wife are in bed together…The husband rolls over a let’s a fart out under the covers. Not to be outdone the wife also rolls over and let’s a fart out. The husband shouts out, “I now declare us to be Kings of the Nile, because we have a little Toot in Common.” (Credit: u/incredibleinkpen) |
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This hits too close to home… |
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Just sold all my John Lennon stuff on eBayImagine all the PayPal. (Credit: u/JubileeBubilee) |
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I exchanged my car for a phoneI used to have a Kia, now I havo noKia (Credit: u/mouldy_dessert) |
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I can still hear the Doom music out of those… |
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Do you know what often goes undetected accordion to a recent survey?Replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence. (Credit: u/EndersGame_Reviewer) |
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What do you call a donkey with a baguette in it?A pain in the ass. (Credit: u/The-Code-Breaker575) |
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The date went well after that… ;) |
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I asked my mother to rate my listening. She said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10."Still don't know why she wants me to urinate on a skeleton. (Credit: u/Kaidhicksii) |
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Men get preoccupied with random stuff… |
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Interviewer: Would you mind explaining this 4-year gap on your resume?Me: I went to Yale during this time period. Interviewer: Wow, excellent! You’re hired! Me: Thank you! I really needed this yob! (Credit: u/crazyfortaco) |
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The latest LinkedIn Lunatic… |
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Episodes You May Have Missed |
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Honored to have Jason Alexander (George from Seinfeld) do a set of Dad Jokes for our podcast! Listen to it here. |
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The only thing more annoying for your kids than a dad joke is a dry explanation of why these are funny. We created an AI powered weekly episode to analyse and explain a set of dad jokes! Listen to it here. |
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Do you have a Dad Joke of your own? Call (978) 393-1076 and leave your name, city and state, and your best Dad Joke. Best jokes will get featured on our podcast! |
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Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes PodcastApple Podcasts Spotify RSS Website |
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