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Hi ,there, Here are the best dad jokes, memes and humor from the past week. Share them to spread the laughs (and groans)! Just in time for Father’s Day! |
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I applied for a job that hangs mirrors.It’s something I can see myself doing. (Credit: u/Outrageous-River3744) |
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?He had to get to the root of the problem. (Credit: u/n397854) |
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My friend told me that he got a new job testing athletes for doping at the next Olympics.I think that he’s taking the piss. (Credit: u/Reasonable_Notice_99) |
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T.Hanks for the memories, Wilson… |
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?No sun (Credit: u/SSara69) |
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Well at least Val Kilmer is still friends with him… |
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Colonel Mustard’s wife recently left him.She left him a Dijon letter. (Credit: u/Corvette-Ronnie) |
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I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen…I can just feel it. (Credit: u/YourOverLordisME) |
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Hey Mr. Tally Man, do you need help? |
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You thought the last couple jokes you heard were bad?Well, this Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two you heard combined. (Credit: u/identityconfirmed404) |
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After you’ve finished a case of beer…Both you and the beer are drunk (Credit: u/Major_Independence82) |
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Still had to pay off that mortgage… |
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I caught my wife sleeping with her personal trainerI told her this isn't working out. (Credit: u/SadMasterpiece7019) |
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You know you can get iron and carbon for the price of one alloy?What a steel! (Credit: u/Demigirl_gaming) |
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*Head banging intensifies* |
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The original Little Mermaid actually came to land for economic reasons…Her mortgage was underwater (Credit: u/Sassaphras) |
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I have a friend who had an incredible date with a world renowned snowboarder.Unfortunately, it was all downhill from there. (Credit: u/VCEMathsNerd) |
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The furniture store keeps calling me non stop.All I wanted was that one night stand. (Credit: u/VERBERD) |
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She gets tips from my dentist. |
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Episodes You May Have Missed |
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Honored to have Jason Alexander (George from Seinfeld) do a set of Dad Jokes for our podcast! Listen to it here. |
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The only thing more annoying for your kids than a dad joke is a dry explanation of why these are funny. We created an AI powered weekly episode to analyze and explain a set of dad jokes! Listen to it here. |
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Get your Dad Joke on our podcast! Call (978) 393-1076 and leave your name, city and state, and your best Dad Joke. Best jokes will get featured on our podcast! |
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Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes PodcastApple Podcasts Spotify RSS Website |
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