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Here are the best dad jokes, memes and humor from the past week.

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Hope you had a great Father’s Day on Sunday!

A clown held the door open for me.

What a nice jester!

(Credit: u/OzzieSkulk)

Both are the best.

How many influencers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one: she holds it and the whole world revolves around her.

(Credit: u/brother_p)

Kid just raised the nation’s GDP by $5.

I am having a brain transplant tomorrow.

Change my mind.

(Credit: u/Inevitable-Cellist23)

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Father’s Day? He felt his presents.

After I was born…

I was so mad about it that I didn't talk to my parents for two years!

(Credit: u/Key-Ad9733)

What’s the fashion now? Skinny or Wide?

Did you hear about the Indian bread machine that created too much bread?!?

It was naan-stop.

(Credit: u/Sir_Pluses)

Then fetch me a beer…

An abacus is always there for you.

You can always count on it.

(Credit: u/EitherCrazy)

This is so bad it hurts…

What side of a tree grows the most branches?

The outside

(Credit: u/Major_Independence82)

What’s on second?

Son, there are three unwritten rules in life

1)

2)

3)

(Credit: u/TheFairyingForest)

But he started salivating before every shower…


In which city on the Indian subcontinent should you leave your mother?

Mumbai.

(Credit: u/Stotallytob3r)

This ain’t no Sail Barge…

I walked out of a lecture about singularities

The speaker just wouldn't get to the point.

(Credit: u/wawoodworth)

Worth the bounty…

Did you hear about the woman who had her left side cut off?

She’s all right now

(Credit: u/mosleyowl)

#awkward

My granddad's last words to me were "fight fire with fire."

Great man, horrible fireman.

(Credit: u/DukeofTimeandSpace)

*Grunts in Gamorrean*

It’s so hard to keep secrets at a bank

There’s too many tellers.

(Credit: u/Jealous_Pen8515)

The One Ring can’t corrupt all it seems…

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