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Hi ,there, Here are the best dad jokes, memes and humor from the past week. Share them to spread the laughs (and groans)! |
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Anytime I am on the phone with a Customer Service Rep and they say “Bear with me”I respond in an excited and anxious tone “There’s a bear with you!?!? How scary!!” (Credit: u/AngelsandDbacks) |
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I’ll Be Back… Street's Back! Alright! |
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Did you hear that the CEO of Ikea was just elected president of Sweden?He is still assembling his cabinet. (Credit: u/realsalmineo) |
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Fatphobia is not a joke.It’s real and is a growing issue. (Credit: u/Taraponion) |
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Kim Jong Un logic will not be questioned. After all, he did score 11 hole-in-ones in a round of golf… |
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Why does Putin hate pigeons?The only thing they say is coup … coup! (Credit: u/DarthXyno843) |
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Is it okay for non-dads to tell dad jokes?Or would that be a faux pa (Credit: u/shiekhyerbouti42) |
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I tried to make a joke about menstruation but my wife stopped me.She said those kind of jokes are never funny. PERIOD. (Credit: u/Brent_Forrest) |
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C.Everyone thought that he was crazy, but he was 0K. (Credit: u/Mohamad_AAA) |
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ME: I want to adopt ALL of these animals at the shelter! SHELTER WORKER: Really?!No, just kitten (Credit: u/HBDollyllama) |
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I feel they are growing into a new Renaissance. |
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Why did the snail paint an “S” on his Porsche?So that all his friends would say, “look at that es-car-go!” (Credit: u/OzzieSkulk) |
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Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
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Two dead bodybuilders meet each other in hellDude 1: Hey man, where I can get a protein shake around here? Dude 2: There’s no whey in hell (Credit: u/OzzieSkulk) |
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Those who confuse burro and burrowDon't know their ass from a hole in the ground. (Credit: u/Realistic-Twist-3112) |
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I can't believe that there's people out there who don't like pickles.They're dill-icious. (Credit: u/Mediocre_Metal_7174) |
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*Laughs in Scrooge McDuck* |
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My wife has banned me from making anymore breakfast puns!She says if I make anymore I’m toast, but the kids keep egging me on! (Credit: u/tomthetrucker93) |
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Episodes You May Have Missed |
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Honored to have Jason Alexander (George from Seinfeld) do a set of Dad Jokes for our podcast! Listen to it here. |
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The only thing more annoying for your kids than a dad joke is a dry explanation of why these are funny. We created an AI powered weekly episode to analyze and explain a set of dad jokes! Listen to it here. |
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