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“I Didn’t Come To Rescue Rambo From You. I Came Here To Rescue You From Him.”

The first typo.

Can GTA VI be the answer to increasing crime rates?

Jesus did smile, so… all good!

All I see is Colorado.

Hmmm… not too sure about the accuracy of that.

*Artery clogging intensifies*

Try googling “Nice truck”

Just invert the gradient then!

Better than most friends.

Introverts of the world unite! Separately!

Inigo Montoya : My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword, my father took the job. He slaved a year before it was done.


[Shows the Man in Black the sword] 


Man in Black : I've never seen its equal.


Inigo Montoya : The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price. My father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive, but he gave me these.


[strokes the scars on his cheeks] 


Man in Black : How old were you?


Inigo Montoya : I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


We will watch your career with great interest.

The lay up of the bird world.

Please remember my formulas.

Please remember my formulas.


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